I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
Nurse helped me count all my sexual partners and still gave me her phone number. She shall be #73.
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
Home-made laxative recipe: activia yogurt and tequila shots. Any ratio ought to work.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
