? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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