no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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