But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
I wish i could make my toaster dance like they do in the second ghostbusters. But i dont have ectoplasmic goo. Or a toaster.
Maryland truck stops are full of people with killer mustaches
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
You know the bunny onesie you sent me? Happy Halloween, I just did the hop of shame.
Oh? And how would you explain this to your kids?
"Well pumpkin, when mommies and daddies have loved each other so much for a really long time, sometimes they trade off with other mommies and daddies"
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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