ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Ya know, since we do have alot of sex with each other i figure i should wish you a happy valentines day
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
Guess who's now on the no-fly list? If you guessed me, you'd be right.
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