no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
Also, do you think you think his dick is perfect bc you loved him? Or is it actually perfect?
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
My vagina is trying to run away to Boston without me.
He is full of southern hospitality and I want to be full of him.
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
I did just chug a pint glass of wine during a solid round of masterbation, so I believe I am ready for bingo.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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