My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
Do you think county jail has a Groupon?
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
It’s the biggest dick I’ve ever seen. His IQ drops 25 points when he’s hard because there’s no blood going to his brain
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