Woke up this morning at my parent's house. No idea how I got here... what happened last night? Was it bad?
We using my standards or yours?
Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I just turned in a 4 page paper spelling absolute as "absolut" every single time. I'm an alcoholic
every time i recognize a doctor or patient at the hospital on this rotation, i just pray it's not from my blackout saturday makeout slut moments...professionalism shouldn't count on weekends
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
I'm gonna go out in a limb and say living out middle school fantasies is never a good idea
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
He ran around the party with a broken foot/ankle with a gallon of Malibu yelling "it must rain coconut"
Ps I'm glad our relationship hasn't progressed into having to get married so we legally can't testify against each other
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
make that a herd of moose. they will be my moose minions
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
i regret nothing
brb throwing up in the dishwasher
i regret everything
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