Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
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i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
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I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
She shoved a hot dog in my pocket and started grinding on it.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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