i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
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she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
So the guy who is making our IDs is in jail now for attempted murder, with no bail...
So no fakes?
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
We're starting to light shit on fire, bring a metal bucket. Be prepared, Jimmy's off his meds.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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