if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
Nows a good time to tell him. Just be like "yeah, I used to bang her too and it didn't work out for us either". He'll understand.
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