Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
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