i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
Just get over here and light metaphorical fireworks in my literal vagina
Joke’s on you. I got to talk to a furry about why nukes are bad and why musicals are good.
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