oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Im in his room watching him sleep. Im going to try and jerk off and not get caught by the nurse.
I just pull a splinter from the head of my penis. It was a rough night.
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
i just thought a plastic bag was my cat. i just pet a plastic bag. that high.
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
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