Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
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my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
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Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
Halfway through lecture, some kid in the front row threw up IN his hands. Professor held the door for him to carry it out.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
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