i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I barely even remember him. He is just a distant beard in my past.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
I really like your cover photo on fb that looks cool
In case birth mom friends me back, thought I should make it less drunk looking.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
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