Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You did a line of free coke with an obese Slovenian unlicensed cab driver in the toilets of the most questionable strip club in the country. New low man.
When you put it like that, I'm inclined to agree.
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
He was eating my ass and came up for air, I almost choked laughing because he had a toilet paper cling on stuck in his mustache
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
I'm drunkenly throwing popcorn at a spider, fuck him. Why does his scary 8 legs get to be happy?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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