I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Apparently I confessed my love for him last night. Also, my love for cash4gold commercials.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
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We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
He blew a .19 and then slurred "well I did have some rum cake earlier today officer".
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
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Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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