yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Don't judge me. Haven't eaten all day so I'm in my room sticking my finger in peanut butter, then jam, then my mouth.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
I know I said I was done dating 22 year olds but it's not my fault all the guys my age gave up on life and got fat
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
This is like the time you took a picture of your knees and told him it was your tits, isn't it?
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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