I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
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5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Two cats fucking in the middle of the street. I sat there and watched in my car because I didn't want to cock block the male by honkin my horn.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
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LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
I legit just swiped right with a Tinder feminist just to get in an argument with her. Soo that's my Friday night so far...
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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