oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
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Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
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I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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