We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I am full of burrito and curiosity
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
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based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
I'll just get wasted and start throwing myself at men. Someone's bound to take the bait
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
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I just want to let you know how hung over I am today and I fucked a girl in a kangaroo costume last night.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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