I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
i dont even mind you always shaving my pubes when i pass out, i'm starting to find it liberating.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
If your nipples ruin my wedding photos I will kill you.
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
It's all fun and games until you rupture a testicle
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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