I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I'm so drunk that I ordered a root beer at the bar. Whoops?
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
I'm not dealing with this wiskey dick shit, 2016 is the year of hard dicks
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
I’m glad they have a happy marriage but why do they have to inflict it on the rest of us?
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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