Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
Heybabeimwearingurpanties
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
One of your 'guests' left her bra in the kitchen.
Dude, does it look like any of the women I bring home wear bras?
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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