i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Ok. So let me get this straight. She treats her vagina like a clown car, yet judges me for just making out with the guy that bought all of us shots?
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
He asked me while we were fishing why the passion was gone when we have sex. It's official...I am the dude in this relationship.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
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