we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
I dont know if this is a good time to tell you but im actually a freshman.. not a senior
I'm the man of the house if we're referring to livers.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
Your ability to whip out your dick and take a pic anytime I text you is startling.
Just walked past the field playing Jesus music with a fanny pack full of condoms and beer. Happy Sunday.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
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