Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
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My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
Ok now I cleared out half the bar and Em and I have 5 Jameson shots lined up for you. You have 15 min.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
My girlfriend is talking to my ex-boyfriend at the bar right now. I REPEAT, GIRLFRIEND IS TALKING TO EX BOYFRIEND RIGHT NOW. GET ME THE FUCK OUT OF THIS PLAACE
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
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