The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
can you put a coffee maker in the dish washer? yo know what, nvm i want to be surprised
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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