She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
You're earring is so big in my mouth
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
It's gonna be ok. As we grow older we sometimes lose sight of what's important to us. Like safe sex. And standards.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
the only thing she has in her apt so far is toilet paper and shot glasses. you can see where the priorities lie.
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
