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So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
Um of course I blew him. He brought me a shamrock shake. It was two o’clock in the morning on St. Patrick’s Day. There was no smoother move basically. He totally earned that head.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
I was so high I kept trying to flush the toilet with the light switch
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