mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
Don't get the hula weed. It makes you sleep walk in destructive and confusing ways. I'll explain on Saturday.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
She literally got down on all fours and I swear did a 360 degrees head rotation exorcist barf...and then moaned IT WAS THE TACO BEEEELLLLLL
so no, not her best night
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
I’m doing tequila shots with lesbians. This isn’t how I planned my night but I’m not complaining
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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