My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
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Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
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these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
You missed the winter stoner olympics last night....I got the gold in blunt rolling
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
I broke another vibrator the other day. Abstinence is not for me.
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