its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
You act as if I'm the first person to pee in the Taco Bell drive thru at 2 AM, I'm sure a lot worse things have happen in that drive thru than my urine.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
You called his parrot a seagull, a pigeon and a rat with wings, and told it to go eat Cheetos out of a dumpster.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
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