come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
that's an acceptable place to lick
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I vaguely remember walking down the highstreet with a plate of K offering lines to passers buy. I sold a line to a taxi driver.
duuuude the clock in this car says its 85 past 19.
dear god, who put you in a cab?
I feel like death gave me a hand job
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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