oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
Had a drag queen carry me to the car. So I'm told...
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
I hear the sound of that stray bird you rescued from the kitchen but am too busy drunkenly masturbating to feed it
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
It was going alright when lo and behold Tom the cock blocking tornado hits. He is the only man I know who doesn't want anyone to fuck girls.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
ATTENTION PENIS' OF BURLINGTON: I AM COMING FOR YOU
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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