I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
i walked into his room and he was eskimo kissing his weed..
You are the patron saint of my drinking problem.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
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I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
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A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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