Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
Eating alone in the dark with one candle. This is sorta sad.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
just passed out again, this time at a subway. On a positive not they gave me a free sandwich, pretty sure out pity but at this point i don't care
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
& I just realized there is no vomit smiley. There needs to be a vomit smiley
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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