Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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