Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
Care to explain to me why theres a baby food jar filled with semen in my fridge? or why its labeled as unicorn sweat?
so i'm just gonna leave my credit card in your mailbox so you can bail me outta jail.. deal?
And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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