I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
It was like in the Christmas carol when the guy pulls his robe back and 2 small children appear... except this time it was a massive scrotum
Can you bring me the toilet please
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
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