I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
OK, but next time I'd like to be present for our make-up sex.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
i had to call the bar to ask if they found my bowling ball. That good of a night
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