The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
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I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
So I "accidentally" brought my road beers into church for this wedding
And they fell out of my pocket on the pew. Made quite a noise...safe to say I'm batting a thousand
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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