Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I woke up and she had breakfast in bed for me
RUN RUN RUN RUN
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Did you send me a cake saying 'Happy 1st One-Night Stand Ever'?
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
I was puking for like ten minutes when I realized my parents were fucking in the shower and were afraid to come out
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