But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
My bad bro. I had no idea that when i suggested our triva team name be my last abortion tickled, that she would bring up cancun. Stay strong i think she really liked you
Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
Apparently at 2 AM I decided to let the world know about my newfound love for elephants
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I need to sanitize my soul.
Randomize
