You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
Randomize
