that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
It's so cute when the exchange student uses "blowjob" as a verb.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
I think that girl got really offended when I made out with baby Jesus.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
You have cats and a ten year IUD. Embrace it.
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
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