You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
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a search helicopter?!
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
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Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
I take Paypal, cash, sexual favors, and roasted red potatoes with garlic as payment. You choose.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
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