you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
My friend and I just coined a new term. OBJ. The obligatory blow job. You totally know what I'm talking about.
Like if he goes down on you first, or you just don't want to bone him yet. OBJ.
We sang "Whole New World" in harmony and he spun me around. You may now barf from the cuteness.
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...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
I also told the bartender he probably had a beautiful spleen
Last night a drunk chick tried to lick me. If you are trying to lick the zombies, you are too drunk for the haunted house.
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