So i'm in mason getting an ultrasound.. and there are a bunch of hicks in here with their wild ass children and this one young mom yells at her kid "harley sit!"
You should introduce yourself as garth. As in garth brooks.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
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Come help me clean. I know we won't be getting our security deposit back...but I would like to move out with our dignity.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Why is hotel staff askin about the blood in our room
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
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You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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