I don't remember. Are we still dating?
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
His parents know me as "the white shoed screamer"
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
So you're on like a list there now..."Do not under any circumstances give this person a knife. Serve them in plastic cups ONLY"
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
idk i usually just blame everything on steve
Steve quit two months ago
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