so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I'm a busy girl. All I wanted was noncommittal sex a few times a week
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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