I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
You know you had a good night when you wake up cuddling a baseball bat and a can of chicken noodle soup.
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
I felt I lost my designated buddy on a field trip when you wandered off to get high with strangers.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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