Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
i'm using salt from the free peanuts to stop the bleeding.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
I'm sorry and I love you. One day we're going to live in a whore mansion with our babies and make boys cry.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
Did you pee in the oven last night??
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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