I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
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Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
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Men are too sensitive. They need to learn to handle me.
I was covered in mud from my knees down, I smelt like the inside of a port-a-potty and only had mascara on one eye. . . so you know your usual Sunday brunch.
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
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