apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
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I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
You've been drinking wine and eating bacon all afternoon. HOW IS THAT DOING GOOD?!?!
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
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You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
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