is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
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walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I feel like saying your blowjobs are worth a burrito is not the best strategy to get him to be more giving in bed.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
His dick is magical but I don't want to die in this blizzard do you see my dilemma
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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